So Satan Made A Leftist

Parodies and revisions of the 2013 Superbowl Commercial with Paul Harvey’s Narration now abound the web.

Without question the most talked about and favorite commercial from this year’s Superbowl has been the Ram Truck “Farmer” spot:

A slice of Americana, and tugging on heart strings and the awe of respect for rugged individuals who feed us all, albeit in this age of of collectivism, are being overrun by reverence for government.  The truth Paul Harvey belted out in quick staccato form with those grit and gristle images, sparked the musings of several on the internet who thought this resonation deserved a sequel to highlight another group of people in our midst.

My only disagreement with these ‘remakes’ is in ascribing the making of such people with the Leftist ideology to God.   It is far more fitting that Satan the devil deserve the credit for making the attributes described in the following two efforts.  First, Daniel Greenfield’s piece will definitely leave a mark.

SO GOD MADE A DEMOCRAT

God looked down on Washington D.C. and said “I need someone who will steal morning, noon and night. Who will steal from the rich to give to the poor and steal from the poor to give to the rich and fool them all and keep all the loot.”

So God made a Democrat.

God said, “I need college man to come to a farm and tell the farmer that he can’t feed his hogs with lettuce from his own farm or use the manure from his pigs to grow his lettuce. I need an inspector who will tell him how much he can sell his milk for and warn him that his son riding on the tractor constitutes child labor. I need someone to pay a farmer not to farm so that poor people can’t afford bread.”

So God made a Democrat.

“I want a union organizer who hires non-union picketers to keep workers from working, a politician who fights for the people by taking money from billionaires and a clergyman who worships whoever runs on the party line. I want a banker who fights for the poor and gives to the party and a party that pays the poor man eight times to vote for the banker’s man.”

So God made a Democrat.

“I need someone to retire at 55 with generous benefits from a government job.  I need lawmakers who will pass laws without reading them. I need teachers who refuse to teach kids unless they’re paid twice as much as any worker in their city. I need people to sit on commissions and make rules about lines of work that they’ve never been in.”

So God made a Democrat

“I need a Catholic who’s for abortion. A Jew who’s for Palestine. A Mormon who’s against the Church. A Baptist who’s for evolution. A Methodist who doesn’t believe in god. And a Muslim who believes in destroying America.”

So God made a Democrat.

He said, “I need someone who starts all the wars and protests against all the wars. Who is first in line to sign up to fight against his country but comes out as a pacifist when it’s time to defend it. I want war heroes who throw their medals over fences and then gather them up again when it’s time to run for office. I want men who are for everything before they’re against it”

So God made a Democrat.

“I need a working class man who who has never worked a day in his life, but always talks about caring for those who do. I need a man who talks all the time about helping women, blacks, lesbians, Eskimos and Martians get ahead and then drops them like a dirty rag when he has what he wants. A man who gets up at 11:30 in the afternoon to help the less fortunate by passing laws that will make them even less fortunate. A man who takes nine tenths of what’s meant for the poor and lets them have the leftovers.”

So God made a Democrat.

“I need a man who believes in himself too much to take responsibility for anything he did. I need a man who is tolerantly intolerant, who is outraged all day by everything in the world except his own outrageous behavior. I need a man who is for freedom of speech except when he’s offended, for freedom of religion except when he disagrees with it and for the right to bear arms but only for those weapons that existed in 1791.”

So God made a Democrat.

God said, “I need a party of jackasses that will always break through the fence and spoil everything that the farmer grows. I need bad men to test good men and liars, cheats and thieves with clipboards to teach neighbors to stick together against them. I need a man with no more conscience than a rattlesnake leading a band of fools with less sense than sheep. And I need him to keep the farmers and ranchers, the workers and doers on their toes so they always remember that evil never rests and keeping it down can sometimes be the hardest work of all.”

So God made a Democrat.

Next up is Soopermexican’s “God Made A Liberal”

Again, while I applaud the efforts – I do think thatSatan has more to do with creating the Leftist ideology than ascribing it to God since the Democrats/Liberals/Leftists reject God and His Commandments for the tyranny of men and the celebration of sin.

But satire and parody may be the only tools left in the Conservative toolbox to reach the mind-numbed with the truth.  So kudos to Mr. Greenfield and Soopermexican.

The Joker Goes Viral

The Joker is showing up all over.

Of course considering how much prime time air time the Joker has demanded of television, one has to wonder why he would be so upset that he’s showing up on phone poles, underpasses and everywhere people look.

Well, I do have to admit the source photo is not that flattering.

So let’s look at a better and more official ‘portrait’ shall we?

The Death of Liberty In America

By INVAR

Liberty in America – 1776 – 2009.    After battling an illness of Liberal Socialism for decades, Liberty finally succumbed to her fate after an apathetic and ignorant People ignored the cancer of Liberal Socialism and the disease progressed into a fatal case of Marxism that the public assumed was hope and change.

Liberty, enshrined on July 4, 1776 – gave birth to a nation of prosperity and blessings never before  seen in the history of mankind.  Generations of Americans that came forth and basked under her sunlight of freedom, were empowered to create the engine of innovation, that led to unprecedented technology, health and standard of living that was the envy of the entire world.  The land flowed with milk and honey, and justice and wealth followed in the days of her maturity.

But like the great trees that withstand the wind and the elements, she rotted from within – and took in ideas and principles that were anathema to her existence and well-being.  Elite Socialist minds and the self-appointed intellectuals taught the people to loathe the fruits and foundations of Liberty, and they rejected the principles upon which sustained her.    She was poisoned by the malicious and devious brokers of power that sold her people the shackles of slavery that were presented under the auspices of good intentions.  The people were led to hate her and demanded that she be remade into an image of men.

The people traded their reliance upon God, to a demand for government.   The People abandoned individual liberty in favor of collectivism.  The faithful rewrote their commission to preach the Gospel for a gospel of earth worship,  and instead of feeding and ministering to the poor themselves – they empowered the government to do their charity and absolve themselves of responsibility.

They betrayed God for an aberrant morality and in the process, betrayed Liberty to the vices of the tyranny of men that always seek to bind and restrain her.  The People traded wisdom for nonsense and became fools.   They are led willingly like sheep to the slaughter and to the path of destruction that has befallen all Republics before ours.

Liberty lost her countenance from a broken heart, and succumbed to the vile poison of Statists and the indifferent apathy of a people that demanded security and provision above all else and saw no value in trusting their neighbors with her.

Liberty died restrained to her bed, with only a handful of angry and determined patriots with tears and resolve to fight on in her memory.

Visitation is ongoing.

Burial is set for the moment Obama and the Politburo cram National Socialist Healthcare upon the people.

 

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Don’t Let Mexi-Flu Ruin Your Cinco de Mayo!

Borders?

We don’t need no stinkin’ borders!

I mean, there’s a pandemic on the loose that was called the Swine Flu, which turned out to be erroneous and offensive to swine, so they renamed it after the country of origin, which set off the PC alarm-bells to forbid calling the pandemic the “Mexican Flu” – but since neither swine or Obama are able to be used in the same sentence without DHS alerting their stormtroopers that an Extremist is afoot in the blogoshere, I’ll just keep it simple and call it the Mexi-Flu.  And seeing it is indeed a Mexi flu, while Europe and other nations with common sense seal their borders from Mexican flights – we idiots in America are keeping them wide open.

Mexico travelers planning to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the US

The majority of confirmed swine flu deaths are in Mexico City.  While many Americans may be postponing trips south of the border, more visitors from Mexico are expected in the U.S. this weekend.

Officials say the outbound flights from the Mexico City airport are practically full. That’s because there’s a long holiday weekend approaching: Cinco de Mayo.  It’s a time of year when many families visit the U.S. and that’s a concern since the first confirmed U.S. swine flu death was a baby from Mexico City.

But obviously not a big enough concern for the idiots in our government who won’t even take Europe’s common-sense precautions into consideration – because the U.S. government HAS NO common sense.  Only political opportunism.

But for those worried about Mexi-Flu ruining Cinco de Mayo celebrations in the United States by Mexican nationals, fret not – for the borders are wide open as are our immune systems to once again suffer yet another plague giftwrapped by our South of the Border Invaders.

Do NOT Let Swine Flu Ruin Your Cinco de Mayo!

By John Lillpop

May 5th enjoys a special place in the hearts of Mexican illegal aliens in America. From taking over the streets of major cities to demand “rights” to which they are not entitled, to unruly brawls, Cinco de Mayo captures the true spirit of Mexico and the invading Mexican.

However, this May 5th brings with it news of a major health issue that might put a damper on the party mood of even the most thirsty and dedicated invader.

Indeed, the swine flu crisis may cause more than a few illegal aliens to think twice before gathering in huge crowds to protest the rule of law, the inconvenience caused by that pesky U.S. border, and other racist measures that get it the way of the Reconquesta objective.

Thinking twice is not all that common among illegal aliens, which is why they are so well suited as potential Democrats, and is why this Cinco de Mayo may be a golden moment in the braceros of East Los Angeles and other U.S. soil occupied by foreigners.

From the perspective of this American patriot, I say, “Let the show go on as usual!”

Let millions of illegal aliens take over the street of Los Angeles, Dallas, Chicago, Atlanta, Boston, San Francisco, and New York City.

Let them march with their Mexican flags while screaming “Amnesty Now!”

Let them carry their “Yes, we can!” banners in Spanish as they wind through the street of San Francisco and other Sanctuary Cities run by dim wit liberals more concerned about trolling for Hispanic votes than doing what is right for America.

Let them hold a Cinco de Mayo parade with Janet Napolitano perched appropriately on the lead float to keep an eye out for vets, tax protesters, “right wing extremists” and other dangerous Americans.

Oh, and by the way, while these third-world renegades are gathered so conveniently, why not send in the INS and a battalion of medical doctors to test for the swine flu?

Why not “stimulate” the U.S. economy by hiring unemployed American citizens to load infected aliens into buses, cabs, cars, and other means of transport, and to drive said vehicles back to the Mexican border, where they will be unloaded to the care and attention of Felipe Calderon?

That would be a grand way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo Day while working to stimulate the economy and protect the health of American citizens!

And who knows, by May 5th President Obama may have stopped bad-mouthing America long enough to appoint a Surgeon General. One who pays his or her taxes and is capable of understanding the swine flu!

Happy 5th of May!

He Finds Our Lack of Faith…Disturbing

Democrats Now Move to Regulate Internet Along with Silencing Talk Radio

 

DOCTRINE TO SILENCE “UNBALANCED RADIO AND WEB SITES”

Stimulus Bill “Gives Authority” of nation’s broadcast and information ‘infrastructure’ to government.

 

American Spectator February 16, 2009

 
Senior FCC staff working for acting Federal Communications Commissioner Michael Copps held meetings last week with policy and legislative advisers to House Energy and Commerce Committee Chairman Henry Waxman to discuss ways the committee can create openings for the FCC to put in place a form of the “Fairness Doctrine” without actually calling it such. 

Waxman is also interested, say sources, in looking at how the Internet is being used for content and free speech purposes. “It’s all about diversity in media,” says a House Energy staffer, familiar with the meetings. 

“Does one radio station or one station group control four of the five most powerful outlets in one community? Do four stations in one region carry Rush Limbaugh, and nothing else during the same time slot? Does one heavily trafficked Internet site present one side of an issue and not link to sites that present alternative views? These are some of the questions the chairman is thinking about right now, and we are going to have an FCC that will finally have the people in place to answer them.” 

Copps will remain acting chairman of the FCC until President Obama’s nominee, Julius Genachowski, is confirmed, and Copps has been told by the White House not create “problems” for the incoming chairman by committing to issues or policy development before the Obama pick arrives. 

But Copps has been a supporter of putting in place policies that would allow the federal government to have greater oversight over the content that TV and radio stations broadcast to the public, and both the FCC and Waxman are looking to licensing and renewal of licensing as a means of enforcing “Fairness Doctrine” type policies without actually using the hot-button term “Fairness Doctrine.” 

One idea Waxman’s committee staff is looking at is a congressionally mandated policy that would require all TV and radio stations to have in place “advisory boards” that would act as watchdogs to ensure “community needs and opinions” are given fair treatment. Reports from those advisory boards would be used for license renewals and summaries would be reviewed at least annually by FCC staff. 

Waxman and the FCC staff are also said to be looking at ways to ease the “consumer complaint” process, which could also be used along with the advisory boards. 

The House Energy and Commerce Committee is also looking at how it can put in place policies that would allow it greater oversight of the Internet. 

“Internet radio is becoming a big deal, and we’re seeing that some web sites are able to control traffic and information, while other sites that may be of interest or use to citizens get limited traffic because of the way the people search and look for information,“ says on committee staffer. “We’re at very early stages on this, but the chairman has made it clear that oversight of the Internet is one of his top priorities.“ 

“This isn’t just about Limbaugh or a local radio host most of us haven’t heard about,” says Democrat committee member. “The FCC and state and local governments also have oversight over the Internet lines and the cable and telecom companies that operate them. We want to get alternative views on radio and TV, but we also want to makes sure those alternative views are read, heard and seen online, which is becoming increasingly video and audio driven. Thanks to the stimulus package, we’ve established that broadband networks — the Internet — are critical, national infrastructure.

Of course what that means folks, is that because they shoved money in the Marxist Stimulus bill to give greater oversight of internet, radio and cable lines – which means they think the government NOW OWNS them.

In essense, the government has nationalized all information, and are going to decide for us, what we are allowed to hear, read and see.

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We think that gives us an opening to look at what runs over that critical infrastructure.” 

Also involved in “brainstorming” on “Fairness Doctrine and online monitoring has been the Center for American Progress, a liberal think tank, which has published studies pressing for the Fairness Doctrine, as well as the radical MoveOn.org, which has been speaking to committee staff about policies that would allow them to use their five to six million person database to mobilize complaints against radio, TV or online entities they perceive to be limiting free speech or limiting opinion.

Tyranny is coming fast and furious folks.

By the time a majority wake up, it’s going to be too late to do anything about it.

Irrational Number Discovered

MATHEMATICIANS DISCOVER LARGEST NUMBER EVER

PALO ALTO, CA – An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value “by a totally mindblowning shitload.” Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number, dubbed a “stimulus,” could lead to breakthroughs in fields as diverse as astrophysics, quantum mechanics, and Chicago asphalt contracting.

“Unlike previous large numbers like the Googleplex or the Bazillionty, the Stimulus has no static numerical definition,” said Xiao. “It keeps growing and growing, compounding factorially, eating up all zeros in its path. It moves freely across Cartesian dimensions and has the power to make any other number irrational.”

Jean-Luc Brossard, a researcher with the European consortium CERN, said the number is so staggeringly large that it is difficult to for even mathematicians to grasp, let alone lay people.

“The number itself is incomprehensible by human minds, and can only be theoretically understood in a fractional parallel universe which we refer to as the DC dimension,” said Brossard. “The best way to understand a stimulus is to imagine a dollar sign followed by a packed string of hexidecimal nanodigits, wound into a triple helix, woven into a dodecahedron, and stacked on top of one another. Now imagine you were a black hole on the far edge of the universe, trying to escape the stimulus at 30 times the speed of light. The stimulus would still catch up to you and ram your black hole with such furious, repeated force that it would cause your entire reality itself to collapse.”

Xiao said the team discovered the number with the help of an international network of 24 nitrogen-cooled Cray Ultracluster supercomputers, the CERN particle accelerator, and “three pounds of Humboldt County Chronic.”

“The exciting news is that with more powerful computers and drugs, we believe we are on the verge of discovering an even larger number, which we refer to as a ‘stimulusconferencebill,’” said Xiao. “Speaker Pelosi has already promised us the funding.”

THE AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT: HR 666

THE AMERIKANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT

MEDIA | WEB | HUMOR

February 9, 2009

Washington, DC – President Barack The Hussein Obama and the Democrat controlled Congress, facing criticism that the giant pork spending bill they are trying to ramrod down the American People’s throats will not create any real meaningful jobs,  are now considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition in life except to draw a government welfare check.

“Roughly 52 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society ” said California Senator Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over by those who have won life’s lottery and have a skilled and well-paying job”.  The Senator refused to identify how they arrived at that particular percentage of Americans, but aides to the Senate Committee working on the bill revealed that the numbers correspond to the percentage of votes that Barrack The Hussein Obama won in the November Elections.  ”With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.” she added.

In a Capitol Hill press conference, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons of Inability. Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement warehouse stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles has an excellent record of hiring Persons of Inability (67%), and Teacher’s Unions have done a spectacular job of ensuring that over 88% of public school instructors that are incapable of passing a third grade math and spelling test, are awarded tenure to indoctrinate our children in government mandated education.  

“Under AWNAA, more than 25 million new mid-level positions will be created, which is badly needed when 500 million jobs are lost each month” said Nancy Pelosi at a press conference in support of the new measure.    The bill follows the example already set by the Treasury Department’s fiscal policy, and creates tens of millions of new positions out of thin air, with important-sounding titles but little in the way of any real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance, just like the rest of the Obama Administration’s cabinet.  The recent appointment and confirmation of IRS Tax Cheat Timothy Geitner to head the U.S. Treasury Department, demonstrates the commitment that President Hussein Obama has demonstrated  towards putting unqualified and criminally negligent people into positions of power and authority, the same goals set forth by the AWNAA legislation.

The bill sets mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions that will be given so as to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees.  Tax evaders and those whom have been caught hiring illegals and avoiding federal employer taxes on Nanny’s and Chauffers are awarded fast track status towards heading new government bureaucracies.   The legislation gives a tax credits to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented, but racially diverse hires.

Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?” “As a Non-Abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Louisa Ruiez Guitierrez, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to read English or remember rightey tightey, lefty loosey. “This new law should be real good for people like me,” Guitierrez added. With the passage of this bill, she and millions of other untalented or illegal citizens will be employed by Activist organizations like ACORN to register millions more Non-Abled persons onto the voting rolls.

Senator Arlen Specter (Rin0-Penn) said, “As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with the right to take up space in this great nation while getting a good salary for doing nothing.”

President Obama warned on Monday that failure to pass this legislation would result in TEOTWAWKI (The End Of The World As We Know It) saying to a gathered throng of sycophantic media worshippers that were entranced with personal presidential fantasies, “The sun will explode and vaporize this solar system, if we cannot put aside the partisan politics and do what is needed for the American People”.

Iceman Cameth…