We don’t need no stinkin’ borders!
I mean, there’s a pandemic on the loose that was called the Swine Flu, which turned out to be erroneous and offensive to swine, so they renamed it after the country of origin, which set off the PC alarm-bells to forbid calling the pandemic the “Mexican Flu” – but since neither swine or Obama are able to be used in the same sentence without DHS alerting their stormtroopers that an Extremist is afoot in the blogoshere, I’ll just keep it simple and call it the Mexi-Flu. And seeing it is indeed a Mexi flu, while Europe and other nations with common sense seal their borders from Mexican flights – we idiots in America are keeping them wide open.
The majority of confirmed swine flu deaths are in Mexico City. While many Americans may be postponing trips south of the border, more visitors from Mexico are expected in the U.S. this weekend.
Officials say the outbound flights from the Mexico City airport are practically full. That’s because there’s a long holiday weekend approaching: Cinco de Mayo. It’s a time of year when many families visit the U.S. and that’s a concern since the first confirmed U.S. swine flu death was a baby from Mexico City.
But obviously not a big enough concern for the idiots in our government who won’t even take Europe’s common-sense precautions into consideration – because the U.S. government HAS NO common sense. Only political opportunism.
But for those worried about Mexi-Flu ruining Cinco de Mayo celebrations in the United States by Mexican nationals, fret not – for the borders are wide open as are our immune systems to once again suffer yet another plague giftwrapped by our South of the Border Invaders.
By John Lillpop
May 5th enjoys a special place in the hearts of Mexican illegal aliens in America. From taking over the streets of major cities to demand “rights” to which they are not entitled, to unruly brawls, Cinco de Mayo captures the true spirit of Mexico and the invading Mexican.
However, this May 5th brings with it news of a major health issue that might put a damper on the party mood of even the most thirsty and dedicated invader.
Indeed, the swine flu crisis may cause more than a few illegal aliens to think twice before gathering in huge crowds to protest the rule of law, the inconvenience caused by that pesky U.S. border, and other racist measures that get it the way of the Reconquesta objective.
Thinking twice is not all that common among illegal aliens, which is why they are so well suited as potential Democrats, and is why this Cinco de Mayo may be a golden moment in the braceros of East Los Angeles and other U.S. soil occupied by foreigners.
From the perspective of this American patriot, I say, “Let the show go on as usual!”
Let millions of illegal aliens take over the street of Los Angeles, Dallas, Chicago, Atlanta, Boston, San Francisco, and New York City.
Let them march with their Mexican flags while screaming “Amnesty Now!”
Let them carry their “Yes, we can!” banners in Spanish as they wind through the street of San Francisco and other Sanctuary Cities run by dim wit liberals more concerned about trolling for Hispanic votes than doing what is right for America.
Let them hold a Cinco de Mayo parade with Janet Napolitano perched appropriately on the lead float to keep an eye out for vets, tax protesters, “right wing extremists” and other dangerous Americans.
Oh, and by the way, while these third-world renegades are gathered so conveniently, why not send in the INS and a battalion of medical doctors to test for the swine flu?
Why not “stimulate” the U.S. economy by hiring unemployed American citizens to load infected aliens into buses, cabs, cars, and other means of transport, and to drive said vehicles back to the Mexican border, where they will be unloaded to the care and attention of Felipe Calderon?
That would be a grand way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo Day while working to stimulate the economy and protect the health of American citizens!
And who knows, by May 5th President Obama may have stopped bad-mouthing America long enough to appoint a Surgeon General. One who pays his or her taxes and is capable of understanding the swine flu!
Happy 5th of May!